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Conveyor belt toaster for your home kitchen! The QuikServe Toaster by WestBend boasts toast in 90 seconds or less.

While the object fetishism of this era has somewhat eroded this statement’s validity, I often find myself repeating the design-school mantra drummed into my head: “People don’t want toasters. What they want is toast.
Bullshit, I want toasters.

(Source: core77.com)

Personally, I don’t want to give my household appliances — my toaster! — any more power over me. I don’t want to give it the authority to bark orders. “Come get your toast before it burns. And change that shirt. You look like a shlumpadinka!

some guy named Brian Thompson lamenting the state of “Toaster Texting Madness”

strikes me as a bit of a luddite

(Source: staugustine.com)


June 1, 1926: Early electric toasters toasted more than  bread. The hot filaments were exposed and easily touched, especially  when flipping the bread (they could only toast one side at a time). The  machines were especially dangerous to children and often ignited near-by  combustibles. On this day came a vast improvement, the first enclosed consumer pop-up  electric toaster. Waters-Genter Co. of Minneapolis adapted its  expensive restaurant machine. The company’s affordable, one-slice  Toastmaster model was an instant hit on America’s breakfast tables.

June 1, 1926: Early electric toasters toasted more than bread. The hot filaments were exposed and easily touched, especially when flipping the bread (they could only toast one side at a time). The machines were especially dangerous to children and often ignited near-by combustibles.

On this day came a vast improvement, the first enclosed consumer pop-up electric toaster. Waters-Genter Co. of Minneapolis adapted its expensive restaurant machine. The company’s affordable, one-slice Toastmaster model was an instant hit on America’s breakfast tables.

my toaster has a master’s degree in romance languages from Harvard