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Personally, I don’t want to give my household appliances — my toaster! — any more power over me. I don’t want to give it the authority to bark orders. “Come get your toast before it burns. And change that shirt. You look like a shlumpadinka!
some guy named Brian Thompson lamenting the state of “Toaster Texting Madness”
strikes me as a bit of a luddite
(Source: staugustine.com)
