February 2012
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“While the object fetishism of this era has somewhat eroded this...”
– Bullshit, I want toasters.
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“If I modify my toaster to make toast with the virgin Mary on it to sell, would...”
December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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“The method of toasting bread at Ah Wang’s cafe is by electric toaster. The...”
– New Straits Times
Didn’t realize how big toast is in Southeast Asia.
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Who Killed the Great American Toaster? →
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“You’d think that after more than 80 years on the market, toasters would finally...”
– ConsumerReports.org
I think this perspective on toasters implies that perfect toast can be achieved through automation. Do we entrust our children with robots? Do cars drive safely by themselves?
Making perfect toast is a critical activity for humanity and it takes an attentive eye to do it right.
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Wendy's settles toaster lawsuit with franchisee →
September 2011
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“Mom told me their toaster broke, not a big deal except that it was a wedding...”
– Let’s say conservatively that the toaster was used a mere 2 times per week (2 slices per toasting).
4 slices per week * 52 weeks per year * 58 years = 12,064 slices of toast
but I think it could easily be 3 times that number … I guess that is a lot of toast.
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I made toast
thetomknight:
But then I got distracted editing and forgot about it.
Now my toast is cold.
I’m going to attempt to retoast it!
My wednesday night, ladies and gentlemen.
Edit: retoasting successful, toast not as good as it would’ve originally been, but toast successfully consumed!
hmmm…well the Belgians fry their fries twice…ok, we approve…but next time, pictures please.
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“A bag of bread on top of a toaster ignited while the residents were away, and a...”
– Hey…cat’s are entitled to enjoy a nice piece of toast just as much as the rest of us.
greenpointchinaman asked: I tire of lice. Where to find good toast in neighborhood? Mei you toaster.
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“Ghost Plus Toast: Have you ever attempted to contact the dead using only a...”
– concept for reality TV show inspired by Kate Plus 8
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August 2011
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“My dad was telling me about an old fashion toaster since I never saw one before....”
– 7-year-old Connor Zamary on creating his own iPhone app
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“Toast also figured into “health” drinks known as “toast...”
– I refuse to believe this bullshit. That sounds worse than cucumber ice cream.
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“Personally, I don’t want to give my household appliances — my toaster! — any...”
– some guy named Brian Thompson lamenting the state of “Toaster Texting Madness”
strikes me as a bit of a luddite
July 2011
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“The amount of butter should be about one-seventeenth the thickness of the bread.”
– Professor Bronek Wedzicha
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“New Survey Finds Americans’ Love Affair with Toast is Heating Up”
– according to a recent “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter!” survey
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June 2011
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“I broke up with my toaster and now make toast in a frying pan.”
– :(
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“Free white toaster that I think is haunted. My husband got it when his friend...”
– from Craigslist
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